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Why Dr Batra is a Padma Shri

Why Dr Batra is a Padma Shri

The following is an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory like God. Dr Mukesh Batra, head of the Batra Homeopathy establishment has been awarded one of India’s highest civilian honors. An award hitherto reserved for lesser actors who make good Lays advertisements has now gone to a man known for messing with allopathy and peddling what many...
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Jagdish Tytler Allegedly Condemns Jay Leno For Hurting Sikh Sentiment

Jagdish Tytler Allegedly Condemns Jay Leno For Hurting Sikh Sentiment

1984-riots accused Jagdish Tytler allegedly condemned American comedian Jay Leno’s unintentional and oblique reference to the Golden Temple while mocking Mitt Romney. Unconfirmed reports suggest that Tytler who was once accused of leading mobs to kill thousands of Sikhs in Delhi in 1984 has said, “Jay’s not funny anymore. I don’t get the joke....
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Indian Condom Company Does Its Best to Improve Cricket Team’s Morale

Sanjay&Sons Condoms Pvt Ltd supports the Indian Cricket Company

While live cricket scores from the India V Australia match continue to show depressing results for the Indian team one corporate is refusing to give up on the boys in blue. “We don’t have other sports in India. It doesn’t matter so much to the average Aussie if they lose in cricket. They have...
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The Curious Case of #barkhabarks

By kowligi
The Curious Case of #barkhabarks

If there is a God he’s one cruel sadist. I have spent this week writing in defense of terribly written works of Salman Rushdie, cops in Bangalore (from lawyers in Bangalore, no less) and now I thought I’d have to write in defense of the one and only Barkha Dutt. The Game Indian Twitter...
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Why Some of Us Have to, Regrettably, Defend Salman Rushdie, A Bad, Incompetent Writer

By kowligi
Why, Khomeini, why did you give this moron, Rushdie, more publicity? Sigh.

Satanic Verses is a bad book, it’s not worth this kind of time. It’s worse than even commercially successful Chetan Bhagat’s works. Yet, Salman Rushdie deserves our protection. And, yes, everyone involved in this story is a prize fool. A few weeks ago I wrote about a strange organization in the middle of an...
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Cow Slaughter and Bullshit Laws

By kowligi
While his Columbian counterpart stands at the corner with cocaine, the Indian dealer will be pushing a quarter pounder with cheese

Madhya Pradesh wants to put people in jail for 7 years for eating beef. Well, that’s a bit harsh even for a lipservice law aimed at hoodwinking a vote bank. Here’s why this law should be repealed (10 marks): 1. The law aims to please a religious minority: ‘Hindus who will be hoodwinked’. I...
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Cute Puppies And Dumb Dog Lovers

By kowligi
The catch-neuter-release system has failed. Exhibit A cute puppies

Clearly, BBMP’s sterilization drive went well. The cute proof is before you. They’ll grow up to bite some animal rights activist in the bum if there is any justice in the universe, instead of dragging some toddler for some twenty feet across the road to her death. If there is a God it will...
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The Veena Malik Fatwa: More Free Publicity to Mediocre Artists

The Veena Malik Fatwa: More Free Publicity to Mediocre Artists

The All India Muslim Tyohar Committee in Bhopal issued a `fatwa` against Veena Malik. This latest act is merely filling up  the “free publicity to mediocre artists” annual quota provided by right wing organizations (across faiths) to ‘liberal’ arty types. M.F. Hussein would’ve been just another rich Indian in the gulf and Salman Rushdie...
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