instead of screaming that in my basement for free, where I brainwashed these unemployed dudes,
I'll buy a 20,000 rupee phone that's way uglier than the iPhone and text it to your 20,000
rupee ugly phone with postpaid connection. Wow we're so efficient and corporate
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