An angry mob of fourteen destroyed a petri dish and assaulted lab microscopes at the Mindry institute of Technology today.
Leading the mob was Athithi Thithia president of the Biology-fail Sena. “We received complaints from other students who failed the lab exam and had free time.” The Biology-fail Sena or BS for short allegedy has links with both left and right wing parties. Socialist astroger I.N. Sane has condemned their acts to be “ambiguous and of dubious electoral value.”
After much pressure from the secular media the 18-year old leader of the Biology-fail Sena has been arrested and is being questioned by the ATS in connection with the abuses of power in the ’77 Emergency. Meanwhile, the Chief Minister of the state has come out strongly against lab culture. “We will not allow any culture to grow in this state. These petri dishes are a bad influence on the young.” Kiran Majumdar Shaw and other Biotech honchos have reacted angrily. “There were no petri dishes in medieval India, true, but we didn’t have indoor plumbing either. This is a highly retrograde comment made by the government. We cannot possibly do all our research on beetle leaves and using Vaastu.”
Simultaneously, the Pakistani ambassador to Wonderland said his government had detected a cloaked alien spaceship from which it was possible terrorists were planning their operations.
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