Amar Singh, widely acknowledged to be rich, fat, and ugly has now been accused of asking Jaya Prada to commit suicide if she lost the election.
While sources indicate that a well-meaning Azam Khan who hates Amar Singh’s guts has filed the complaint, this allegation has stirred the world, or atleast some of the remaining Samurai.
Japanese Samurai have allegedly asked Amar Singh to commit seppuku, especially if he lost. “We are okay with him killing himself even if he didn’t lose. It’s okay, no pressure. It’s not all about losing,” Said Nimmaji Tanaka with a deep well meaning bow.
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The Samurai were particularly offended when Amar sang as Jaya Prada danced in a badly made mindry.in video which has since been made private. There is also a rumor that the animosity of the Samurai is partly due of the mis-translation of the Japanese subtitles in Mindry.in’s video. Amar Singh’s name may have been misconstrued to imply that he would sing forever. “We’ve killed hundreds of thousands over a lot less,” warned one of Daimyo.”But we’d like to give him the opportunity to do something to himself voluntarily, one else really wants to touch that fugly-san. But we will not suffer in eternity.”
Mindry’s panel marvels at the Japanese’s open-mindedness and their astute understanding of the political process in India. Since Amar isn’t contesting, he can’t really lose, another master-stroke from Mulayam Singh (The mind that wanted to ban computers in India and put that into his party’s manifesto). Meanwhile the Vultures in UP eagerly await the Rampur election results. “Christmas might come early this year!” crowed one local bird-brain.
