Official word: Tamiflu is being stockpiled. Will be released free of cost if the disease breaks out in the republic. Mindry.in has no reason to disbelieve this.
However the NVMPI has alleged that the incident has resulted in drastic reduction of consumption of pig meat, aka pork. “There is now I believe, during election time, a conspiracy to appease a certain minority. Pig flu, pigs are evil, I mean come on. It’s quite obvious who’s behind all this, they’ve been secretly running things for years in this country.
The percentage of our population is very high in the South (92.2 per cent), while it is just 40.4 per cent in the North. But we’re still the majority overall 62.4% and counting. If they want to stay in this country they must support and be with the majority,” said K.A. Babu. “This whole thing is a sham just to further appease them and get their votes. The UPA is obviously playing vote-bank politics and trying to bank on their votes: The Vegetarians.” He said in hushed tones.
Who did these vegetarians vote for?
Mindry.in was not able to verify anything that Mr. Babu, the General Secretary of the Non-vegetarian Meat-eating Party of India, had to say. “His name sounds like ‘Kababu,’”said six-year old Satish, knowledgeably, a practising vegetarian, but with a penchant for killing tasty bugs. “He’s also ugly. Why doesn’t he have any hair?” The Youth Icon of the Vegetarians, Satish, mused. The Vegetarians are currently part of the 9th Front that aims for a Non-Congress, Non-BJP, Non-Maywathi, Non-Communist, Non-Somalian, Non-Klingon, Non-Rotarian, Non-Non-vegetarian government at the centre.
Our analysts do not predict a big swing for the UPA or its possible post-poll ally. “The 9th-Front may not even dissolve it may just sublimate into nothingness.” Said Sham, a panipuri-wala in Jaynagar.
This might actually help the UPA make major gains in the Apartment areas of Jaynagar 9th Block. But it’s difficult to predict. The vegetarian vote bank is split across many lines most of them are curvy or of zig-zag(pronounced jig-jog) variety. But it could be a tipping point, giving the UPA an opportunity to break into the Madhwa vote-bank (.002% of the voting public), the Voters-under-10 months of age vote-bank and maybe even South Canara Bank-AVX SHENOY reporting from Jaynagar.
