Bata and Planet M are expected to open outlets in Parliament
With counting just about to begin for the 15th Lok Sabha in India, two “candidates” are assured of their place in the august hall. The exit polls have promised a hung assembly. The Home Minister’s home consistuency isn’t safe; L.K. Advani’s own seat is also far from a done deal as a several NRI Patels have aggresively tried to campaign against Modi in Advani’s constituency, thus against Advani.
So who are these masked men who are assured of their place in the Sun? The answer highly placed sources tell us, are Bata and Planet M. 8th standard student-turned-economist Thabish says, “Ist quarter results for Bata were very strong. They’re doing very well in sales. Especially of the low-end aerodynamic footwear. They’ve also come out with a range of footwear that has handles and some shoes in the kids range that have rockets that blink and hiss as they fly through the air towards a politician. They’re definitely betting big that the gallery will hurl these things at the honorable members.” The other product they expect to do well is the Matrix Radar, a radar based footwewar defense system which can detect an object in the air, and triggers a safety net. This whole system was imported from Israel and costs about Rs 30 Crores a unit.
Medium sized radar that Bata in collaboration with the Israeli Government hopes to sell for $5milion at its proposed outlet in parliament, as revealed to Thabish
Not to be left behind is Music Store Chain Planet M. “Planet M and Bata regularly compete for my money at Brigade Road,” said Thabish. “CD’s did very well in this election. There was that great one of Varun, he could go on to release a new bestselling album, Jaswant had a good music video that showed him allegedly selling drugs, that one would have been really entertaining with music. Towards the end there were some of Jaya Prada, that has good prospects too. Britney is expected to do well. “Oops I did it again” would be applicable to so many things in Parliament. I expect that outlet to set record sales. ”
CD sales of the artists above expected to do wel in teh proposed music outlet in Parliament
Mindry.in wishes them the best of luck.
