Former farmer and bank manager AVX Shenoy, current acting Chief Election Commissioner has annulled the results of the Elections conducted over the last two months. In a bizarre grab for power, He released a press statement to one press person and some crows.
AVX SHENOY:The Results for the Elections Conducted in the last two months will be annulled. The EVMs were auctioned off on Ebay before we could count everything. We will conduct a re-election for the whole country. This election will be held in 1820 phases. One per day for the next five years.
There is one machine left in a Swiss Bank, that one will service the whole country. We will now be in a state of constant-election.Those who oppose us will be arrested and jailed in Cuba. We will label them counter-electionaries. In the mean time the governing of India will be outsourced to Smt. Oprah Winfrey and
Simon Cowell. Amy Winehouse will the speaker of the house.
News Channel Lady:
This is all because you enjoyed the attention you were getting weren’t you?
AVX:
That’s right right, Ms 24 Hour News Channel With Non-Stop Coverage, this is about me getting viewers.
