The Bombay sensex soared today, literally. After a rise of over 2000 points the circuit breakers were applied to halt trading. The breakers failed and the sensex continued to rise.
Ace 8th-grade student, seasoned political analyst and wily stockbroker Thabish gave this statement.”At first there was kind of a euphoric feeling, then the building itself started to rise. We all felt it. And then we looked out the window. The blue sky slowly faded into black. Is it called a fade? I don’t know. But then the stars came into view and we saw the Earth below we knew we were in space. And then we saw Mars. At that time the Sensex reached 5,000,000. Then Ketan left gas, we all knew it was real. Until then we all thought I was on LSD. “
Sensex Soars: phiroze jeejeebhoy towers in orbit of Mars
While the sycophantic elements of the Congress attributed this to Rahul Baba’s magic, some elements are not amused. “We worked so hard for decades to get to the moon. Now these bloody fellows based on some completely chaotic bhel-puri of a plan have managed to send a 28-storey building into orbit of another planet. Phiroze Jeejeebhoy Towers is not at all aerodynamic. The damn building doesn’t even have rockets. This isn’t possible. We’re better, we’re smarter we cannot be outdone by Rahul-that’s what Advani said-Said a visibly upset avuncular person near ISRO layout 2ndstage on being upstaged by the stock market.
Phiroze Jeejeebhoy Towers is expected to return to Dalal Street in time for tomorrow’s trading, setting another speed record that has left a few rocket scientists foaming at the mouth.
