First Bal Thackeray opposed South Indians.
Then. Raj Thackeray opposed North Indians.
Now…AVX Thackeray opposes West Indians!
AVX Thackeray is nothing like Balasaheb or his
now estranged strange nephew Raj. He is not a cartoonist,
but he too cares for the Maratha Manoos.
“These West Indians are making us look bad. Taking away our place in the sun.
The sun must shine on us. We should have Caribbean Music
and be the fast bowlers. We are the real West Indians! How dare they?!”
Thundered the former Bank Clerk.
“AVX Thackeray’s claims are completely baseless. Sachin Tendulkar and Sunil Gavaskar are
widely acknowledged as some of the greatest players of the game. Neither of them
feel oppressed or fear unemployment because of the Windies. True, the regional chauvinism
is missing, but they are recognized as Indians and that should be enough. This is more
devisive politics from people with this name. Just the other day AVX Shenoy
tried to annul the election.” Said a representative of the Toor Dal (Yellow)
The True West Indian Cricket logo (Note Wicket Replaced with Trishul)
More ranting followed from Thackeray.
“The Toor Dal (Yellow) will state the obvious and try to confuse everyone. This is now my goal,
my task, my maksat, my synonym for destiny. Uddhav is busy trying to stop the Monsoon floods,
that he did nothing for last year. And I think someone else is wasting their time trying to make Mumbai more
secure from terrorists, I’m not sure who, But I’m certain one of my fellow thugs/patriots who
“are in complete control of Mumbai”
is busy looking at that, I haven’t heard anything but I may have missed that memo.
So I will fight the West Indians and everyone will know that there is only one West Indian and that is
the Marathas!”
Three days later it was alleged that one supporter of AVX Thackeray tried to attack
Nikita Miller, believing him to be a girl, but instead found himself on the wrong end of a spinning ball
flying at 80 kmph. On the same day a drunk Mindry.in correspondent, Manja, was allegedly knocked out
by a 72-year old Gary Sobers.
As Bal did with Raj, AVX Shenoy has disowned AVX Thackeray saying, “It doesn’t matter if he’s my blood, or even if he’s a fellow bank employee, he is dividing our attention from the elections when the nation is supposed to be in a state of constant election. He is nothing to me now.
