The tigers and dying out and conservationists and nationalists have both expressed alarm at the dwindling no. of tigers of all kinds in India.
ENVIRONMENTALIST:
“There are only 3 or 4 of these big cats left in wild. we might lose them all together.The national animal is in danger of extinction. We must do something to change that. A few pockets in Ranthambore, Jim Corbet, the Sunderbans, that’s it. There were a few caged up in bannerghatta but then they converted that into the butterfly park. The Vicious butterflies attacked the poor tigers and killed ‘em all. There is one Tiger left in the Mysore Zoo but that one speaks Tamil and I’m not sure it’s really a tiger, No matter what Lambodara Lakumikara says.
Nationalist:
C. Happar Formerly General Secretary of the Poacher’s alliance
“There are only 3 or 4 of these big cats left in wild. we might lose them all together. The national
animal is in danger of extinction. We must do something to change that.
Using a “failed” animal as would send out the wrong kind of message.
The quickest way to do that is to change the national animal.
We must at the same time pick an animal that no one wants to shoot, eat, or use its private parts to improve their sex lives. After a search that lasted 45 minutes we have found the creature that fits the bill and not the menu.”
The Royal Bengal tiger has been replaced with the Classic Milds Smoker.
It resides in the Goldilocks zone of being utterly useless, abundant and more or less ugly.
We have received unanimous political support for this.
Response from Jaipal:
Our party, the biggest party will throw a birthday party for the new national animal:
Response from Winkiah
The tiger is gone but india is strong. We will sing a song that won’t be very long. This new animal can smoke a bong but there is nothing wrong.
