Are these lights messages from an Alien intelligence or even God?
A Messianic Milkman who woke up late on Tuesday proposed a radical solution where a light bulb or three would tell Bangalore drivers when to stop and go. Thus enabling everyone to eventually get where they wished to be.
But now from the beginning.
Milkman Parashuram B. woke up on Tuesday. He was late. But this would turn out to be a boon to his people.
The faulty alarm clock which could ring in a new era
Parashuram tried to go out and make the deliveries but there were simply too many people out there by 8:00. Everyone tried to move at once, and well, no one could move at all. Some didn’t even have room to stand still.
No place to stand, even
What should have been a deeply disheartening incident turned into a decisive moment of discovery for a messianic man who delivers milk. “A mammal fulfilling his manifest destiny, that’s what I am,” said the confident calcium peddler. “The only problem as I saw was everyone was trying to move at the same time. It needs a holy, divine moment to sacrifice a second or even ten seconds. We must all wait. Without that God will leave us all stuck at the crossroads. I saw visions of people being stuck on inner ring road forever. But God has provided. There are these black pillars with angelic lights that blink diferent colors at His whim. I noticed a pattern that day that I had never noticed before. At 4:00 in the morning the lights are less active. I’m usually the only one on the road. But at 8:00 they’re much more prominent. And maybe the others were less perceptive to these heavenly lights because they see the pattern everyday, but I’ve seen them not shining at all or only the orange one blinking in my usual waking hours. The dogs occasionally use the poles for marking their territory but there has to be a greater significance.
I think a higher being is trying to communicate with us with these patterns. This is bigger than religion. I’ve spoken to several religious leaders since Tuesday. Most were in parappana agrahara and love the badam flavored milk. I’m pretty sure I can bring them all together. Those poles are here for a reason, and those lights are sending us a message. I think the red is His way of telling us to wait and breathe and the green is a clear sign to move on. I’m still not very sure what the yellow or orange means. It’s a little hazy but I know God has a plan for us.
Several other milkmen it is reported have been taken in by Parashuram’s visions, though, all are not convinced it’s God who’s talking through the lights. “On Thursday he said the white lines may also mean that we need to stay within them and they are to be called lanes, used to build discipline. I’m not a pro-God person myself but there’s definitely an eerie similarity with 2001 A Space Odyssey with the sudden appearance of these black poles. I’m sure they were always there and I didn’t notice them while delivering the half litre satchets but it’s still way creepy,” said Renukacharya W, a colleague of Parashuram.
Renukacharya W went on to say that the milkmen with their messiah and support from some well fed criminals-alias-priests would go to the Prime Minister and speak to to him regarding PB’s visions and Parashuram’s perceived message from God and the will of the black monoliths with the shining lights.
