August 8th Standard Student-turned-Scientist Thabish has tried to stopper up the crater in Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull Volcano by pouring some water, presumably to save Iceland and claims he’s made in the last 3 pages of his double spaced font size 16 geography project.
is ICSE more important than Global Warming?
“The focus of the project is “Countries of the World” and it contains 1000 words in 30 A4 pages written on single-side with about 4 lines per page. I published it myself,”said Thabish.
“Before you media dudes get all pro-Thabish, let me point out that he only tried to save bits of Iceland and British Airways because his school geography project report was supposed to be submitted today to Teacher. His report says Iceland is full of freaking ice and now there’s this volcano, which is politically inconvenient for him. Thabish doesn’t give a crap about you, or your planet. He’s just playing vote-bank politics,” said a grim and jealous Prajwal, former friend of Thabish.
When cornered with these charges young Thabish affirmed that getting 20 on his first ICSE project was a tad more important than ridiculous human attempts to “save” the planet.
“I spent a lot of time in the stock market a while ago and realized that prices had nothing to do with the fundamentals of a company, not really, it was all hearsay and speculation. So I know how BS works. There is no effing way that we’re going to destroy or save the planet. We may make it uninhabitable for human civilization in its present form, but I’m fairly certain that we can do nothing to the actual big ball itself.
Take this highly inconvenient volcano, for example, it’s screwing with all of my numerologist’s flight tickets. I made a few calls but didn’t actually go to Iceland to pour the water. A friend chose do it, a friend, not a proxy! It was her decision, nothing to do with me. I helped morally. You leave Sunanda out of this you b@$!*&ds!!!”
Thabish was then swept out of the corner by a cleaning lady. The aged but spunky Geography Minister of India is said to be looking into Thabish’s score on the project.
