Upset at not being consulted or included in the Blackberry ad by Vodafone, which included every possible customer of the Blackberry phone, Osama bin Laden has hired the world’s worst photoshopper to terrorise the corporates.
Bin Laden has hired the world's worst photoshopper to screw with Blackberry and Vodafone
Osama known as Usama till 2003, has allegedly sent a tape to his PR guy furious that he’s not even been referenced. “The bloody ad has an inclusive theme! They should have included me! He was alleged to scream doing a perfect impression of a 14-year old girl who didn’t get invited to the party.
“Bin laden’s ad is likely to get surreptitious ad time in India as it also features the Mumbai attacker Kasab. It also plays in nicely to the Indian government’s rhetoric of terrorists using Blackberry to send encrypted messages,” said one astute 8th grader.
“Ah, so you’re getting what I mean when I say I want to be anonymous,” Thabish continued, “Yes, it’s all utter rubbish of course. No one really believes that Bin laden uses a Blackberry. If Bin laden was going to use a phone he’d use an iPhone for sure. But Steve Jobs does not want that kind of publicity. Bin laden knows enough to not mess with Jobs.”
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