Goa is all set to create a new niche for its flagship industry of tourism. The new brochure is aimed at political parties trying to keep their errant MLAs captive for trust and confidence motions.
The latest customers seem to be the Karnataka rebel BJP MLAs , a few Congress MLAs and JD(s) MLAs. New resorts as suggested by “Subramanya” friend of mindry.in are also coming up. NDA Lakeview and UPA Seaview are set to be ready by the next by-elections.
But malls aren’t to be left behind. Big Bazar is rumored to start a festival season discount where customers can buy 1 MLA and get two free for Rs 45 crores only. Yes, the MLAs bought and sold at Big Bazar can be made to literally serve the people by doing the dishes, washing clothes or if you buy two then they can be made to hit aces to each other for over 15 sets at a time. There’s only the minor slavery regulations to work around.
But there don’t seem to be any problems on the regulation front for the new resorts. Another interesting advantage is the goons. These resorts hire goons as waiters and karaoke singers. When the captive MLAs instead of relaxing start defecting the goons quickly change costumes in a revolving door like superman and block the MLAs’ escape.
“Well, to be honest there aren’t that many locations where these ugly toads want to go, and at the same time we don’t want to spend too much money on these brochures. So we hired this idiot from mindry.in to photoshop some heads of politicans onto the torsos of our caucassian models. No, it’s not racist if it’s our race. That’s correct, yes.” Said an unnamed source.
