God, the supreme being, today opened an account on Facebook surprising millions of Facebook users. Facebook, the number one social networking site, striked a deal and invited God to open an account which God politely obliged.
God is now on Facebook
The internet was clogged and saw record traffic on Sunday. Facebook said that God received a total of 7 billion friend requests and 5 billion postings on his wall. God also posted a picture of himself on top of the Eiffel tower. He also uploaded pictures of himself walking on water, flying happily like a bird and other miracles. 5 billion people liked God while one billion people disliked God. The rest one billion were just stunned. This is the first time ever that God has shown inclination towards social networking. God also sent a friend request to his old time friend, Rahul. Atheists who questioned the very existence of God stand baffled. They now say that they want to be friends with God. God has however declined their friend requests.
“I will soon open a Twitter account as well and post every bit of what I do and flood the internet”, God wrote on his wall. Twitter and cellphone majors are gearing up to handle the large amount of subscribers. God was not available and could not be located for comment.
