Indian Govt hopes to corner Musharraf by handing dossier
Former Pakistan President, Dictator and Distractor-in-Chief Pervez Musharraf has been denied an Indian Visa as “Opportunistic Politician” is not India’s critical immigration list anymore. The official unofficial reason is that India is not keen on inviting someone who fought in two wars against it and almost led the enemy army in a possible nuclear conflict. But this theory has been dismissed by arbitrary critics and the owners of defunct websites like Indian Satire dot com.
“We’re gluttons for punishment. If someone’s blown our stuff up we’ll welcome them back , with a parade. The real problem is the strict immigration policy. We only have “Opportunistic Politician” on the list anymore. If Musharraf was a fake environmentalist or an Information Technology Manager we’d have let him in. He could have also gotten an Australian visa,” opined AVX Shenoy.
| Child Care Co-ordinator | 1295-11 | TRA | 60 |
| Company Secretary | 1212-11 | VETASSESS | 50 |
| Construction Project Manager | 1191-11 | VETASSESS | 50 |
| Opportunistic Politician | 1292-11 | ANMC | 60 |
| Illegal Immigrant from Bangladesh | 1293-79 | VETASSESS | 50 |
| Drug Dealer | 1221-11 | LSD | 60 |
| Fake environmentalist | 1299-17 | VETASSESS | 50 |
| Anachronistic hippie | 1211-11 | CPAA/ICAA/NIA | 60 |
| Zoologist | 1112-11 | AIM | 60 |
| Astronauts | 1213-11 | AIM | 60 |
| Information Technology Manager | 1224-11 | ACS | 60 |
This copy of what is alleged to be the latest immigration “Preferred Skills List” for entry into India was provided to Mindry.in by an anonymous source. Sources in the MEA were unavailable for comment.
