“Yes, this is our train. Here, porter, take our bags. The SIT has reportedly found no evidence of Narendra Modi’s role in the Gulberg Society massacre during the 2002 riots. So, the Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi may have nothing to worry about, at least for now. Does this mean that Modi was innocent all along as he’s been claiming? Does it also automatically mean that he’s grossly incompetent?” said one IPL4 batting hopeful.
This is dark humor. We don't necessarily think the issue at hand is "funny haha"
“Well assuming everything Modi’s alleged is true it still boils down to the fact that one of the richer states in India was unable to control a few unruly mobs. Somehow this is supposed to be cause for comfort. One of the mobs that Modi is specifically accused of not stopping chopped up and killed a former Member of Parliament. While some have argued that MPs are little or no loss, it cannot be denied that what is dared against an MP will be dared a hundred-fold on the average citizen!,” thundered one cricket player getting ready for the IPL auction at a railway station.
“Well, all this is started only because of the Godhra train burning. The guilty haven’t been brought to book” said another wicket-keeping hopeful. “Precisely,” said the first interrupting this erudite porter’s question of where to put the bags. “There were cops at the railway station. 9/11 had happened only a few months ago. Yet, there seemed to be no way to stop dozens of people from being burnt alive. Is basic security not one of the primary clauses in the contract between state and citizen? Go on take this bag.”
“Yeah, I kinda agree. I know I should just oppose you for the sake of it, so there’s a balanced fucking perspective but screw it. I’m sick and tired of this dilly-dallying the-other-party-are-also-fuckers theory doing rounds in the BJP. I’m a rich upper-caste dude. If they want my vote they’re going to have to step up their game,”continued the second speaker.
”Modi and co have to decide. If they didn’t cause this shit or purposely let it happen, it means they were grossly incapable of maintaining law and order. At this rate we’ll blame America and David Headley for not stopping 26/11 and Pakistan for sneaking past our security and slaughtering our citizens. It means that we’d not hold any of our million plus defence, intelligence and police forces accountable for the massive security failure…oh wait. ”
“Yes, you put that bag on the top compartment and the pads under there. Here’s 20 bucks for your time. Please let the others know we were talking about chicks or something.”
