Step 1 Burn Buses Step 2 Complain about lack of public transport
So this little farce is back on.
The mightily brilliant strategy of the men behind the utterly unnecessary violence in the name of Telangana:
Step 1. Burn buses…because that’s exactly how to get what you want.
When I wanted my book back, I burnt a bus.-Librarian.
Step 2. Complain about lack of public transport infrastructure…yes you keep burning it remember? This will create a thermodynamic cycle of bull shit.
Step 3. Whip up college students to committ acts of violence…because that’s exactly what they’re good for, the educated future
of your state, district, community or whatever other nonsense form of identification you want to adopt.
If the students complete their degrees and get jobs…well, they won’t give a crap about your nonsense about no jobs and the like in one of India’s wealthiest cities.
Also, tell them that eventually no one will be prosecuted for whatever crimes they commit in the name of your cause. That’s definitely what you want to tell large groups of males aged 18-25.
Step 4. Complain about unemployment..
The companies that do set up shop are kinky and want to hire people who have VBA, C++ and at least 2 years experience burning buses.
They also want to do campus placements amid curfews and molotov cocktails.
And all the new companies totally want to set up shop in a place where they burn buses
at the drop of a hat…apparently “destined” to be run by the people who burn the buses.
Step 5. Claim small states work so well. Chattisgarh is a veritable well of prosperity. Gujarat is poor as hell…not.
The simple solution
Just say what you want.
What you really want is to become Chief Minister like every second MLA in Andhra Pradesh. Fine. All you dudes can stand in height order and become Chief Minister for one day. And then your sons can do the same…promising a party with a difference, a second birthday party, an ice-breaker, etc.
But I’m kinda short, so I’ll go first.
