How to win elections by freely distributing government money

February 24, 2011
By harishkumarn

Farmers have problems.
Farmers have no money.
Farmers go to Rahul Gnadhi.
Rahul Gandhi then goes to Prime Minister and asks him to waive off farmer loans.
Farmers’ loans waived off.

Villagers go to Rahul Gandhi.
Complain they dont have jobs.
Rahul Gandhi goes to the Prime Minister and orders some jobs to villagers.
PM creates scheme where jobs are imagined and wages paid.

Weavers have problems.
Weavers go to Rahul Gandhi and complain.
Rahul Gandhi goes to the Prime Minister and asks weavers’ loans to be waived off.
Result: Not yet out, but weavers might have their problems solved.

I want to meet Rahul Gandhi soon and check whether there is any way to get my outstanding amount to the bank waived off.

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