The Prime Minister of earthquake-hit Japan gave an interview to Indian Satire site Mindry.in.
In a brief statement Prime Minister Kan commended his people and condemned the environment.
“An 8.8 magnitude earthquake hit our stoic nation today. I am happy to report that most of our citizens walked out in a straight line and mocked the impending tsunami for being late.
Watch and learn hippies. The planet doesn’t “love” you. It’s important to use it’s resources while we live.
The towers of Nippon stand! Screw you, Nature.”
