A dangerous trend seems to be emerging in Bangalore. Concerned residents are worried about the rise in sarcasm and irony at those who order roads dug. “We knew they were weird to begin with since they dig the same roads several times in the year, but this is a 50 ft trench in the heart of the city just to feature in one Mindry.in post. That’s worrisome,” said local resident and former bank manager AVX Shenoy.
Shenoy’s concerns were dismissed the commissioner of keeping things serious. “No, this is all nonsense. I know there’s a ditch in front of Garuda Mall. I know you’re simply giving them publicity for free because of that nice over-priced Japanese restaurant. Oh, not that a? You like that fish spa thing? Yes, I am also liking that. Now look we didn’t dig this hole because we were going to feature on some website. Come on! We like that we’re in a website and we had no intention of making the police look bad. So, the officers made a mess…
“Look we order the same roads dug and re-dug because it’s less paper work. Simply xerox the approval sheet from last time and dig again. Also, we have practise digging those roads. So the re-digging work goes faster. Besides, no one likes change. Now you stop your silly allegations. Stop it. Stop it I say. Oh, you’re not talking anymore okay. Okay. Two can play at that game.
Are you there? Hello? Hello?”
