The district sub-inspector of Jayanangar 10th Block has warned the owner of the yellow Reva to not look happy over the next few weeks. This comes in the wake of Petrol prices going up by Rs 5.

Alleged security personnel in mufti looking out for the poor electric car during the strike against the price of oil
“The Reva is this super-tiny battery operated mechanism that either works as a very small car or a very large moving vibrator. Basically, the thing works without petrol. And this person, who I’m not going to name has been warned by the police to not look too smug the next couple of weeks,” said one neighbour opposed to smug gits in general.
Of course, there’s no telling if all members of the Reva community will heed this warning. As Suneel, mighty in the lore of mindry, points out it’s high time the rest of the universe stops making fun of the reva. “Same arrangements were made when there was a strike regarding Oil last year. You please don’t sensationalize. Waste fellows,” said the inspector as he chased us out.










