ICSE Results Out: Communist Students Fare Poorly

May 18, 2011
By mindryin

India has completely turned communism on its head

Communist students fared rather poorly in the ICSE examination results this year. Students that mistakenly believed unequal work results in equal rewards flunked basic Physics, Arithmetic and even History. The students failed in History because they credited the discovery of Antibiotics to Brezhnev and the building of the Taj Mahal to Comrade Khruschev.

While the rest of India had a pass percentage of 98% in this year’s ICSE Boards, only 43% of communist students passed. Mindry.in has never supported communism, however, we would like to asure even the communist students who failed that it’s not the end of the world. Communism can be given up and .

To the two boys in Bangalore who flunked ICSE (funny only ’cause it’s true) take heart in the fact that you’re not commies.

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