IMF Okay With a Mere Embezzler as a Replacement to Rape-Accused Strauss-Kahn

The IMF is allegedly looking for people who have been accused and convicted of petty theft to take over the post of Managing Director. “Well, this way expectations will be lowered since we already know we have a criminal, plus we’ll know he’s only a thief,” said one IMF official. “Yes, we’ll have to make sure he’s not a thief and a rapist, perhaps, we haven’t really thought this through just, yet.”

Poor Countries Not Really Surprised IMF Head a Rapist

Poor countries were amused at France’s shock. “Well, he was already the leader of a blood-sucking bastard bank that told us how to run our countries after the economic system that exploited us on behalf of the West for decades failed. So, no, we’re not terribly shocked at him also having a propensity to rape.

America proves it’s still the closest thing to an equal nation…screw you, Europe

If there was any doubt, America showed the world, once again, how it has been cooler than Europe every single year in the last few decades. If this has occurred in France: an immigrant maid had accused a member of the “global power elite” of forcing her to give him a blow job…it would’ve most likely not resulted in immediate arrest. But America, God bless it, has a fundamental disregard for global aristocracies and loves to put celebrities behind bars. Kudos, Uncle Sam, except for all your needless bombing of poor countries, but since Europe has done that for centuries…you’re still cooler.

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