Rumours of Lalit Modi Starting Indian Fasting League Circulate Arbitrarily in Apartment Block

Residents of flat 3C alleged to residents of flat 8B that Lalit Modi of IPL fame was about to start an Indian Fasting League. The Indian Fasting League would package the current form of 20 day fasts, reduce the run up and focus on the marketing. Bollywood stars would also be roped in. Most importantly this fasting league would answer that question of “who is holier than thou?” definitively. Delhi would have the Delhi Yogis. Mumbai would have the Mumbai Rice Haters. Pune is most likely to have the Pune Unelected Mass Representatives.

India clearly hates corruption and India seems to love fasting. We need to organize this sector and tap the market. Communal forces can also oppose corruption and so can communists. Residents of Apartment 2A are keen on supporting the Deccan Internet Hindus and the Basu family in 4C will be cheering for the Kolkatta Commies.

The family of the healthy apartment association secretary (1B) refused to participate in this trivial debate. “We don’t know who started this rumour. We are a family of fat people, but we support the Baba Ramdev movement and the Anna Hazare movement, though we will eat healthily. It’s important to keep the government a little scared as long as they don’t do this Gandhi Galata for too long. Personally, I’m looking forward to vote and see how this democracy thing really works said one 18 year old unelected representative of the household of 1B.”

Tags: Anna Hazare, Baba Ramdev, Indian against corruption, Indian Satire, Ramdev