You know, it’s starting out to be a strange day when a bunch of millionaires decide to go on strike. Well, this Ramdev character decided to go on strike with alleged mild support from the RSS when he had $200 million.
This automatically inspired millionaire software engineers to protest about something or other. While it started out with getting good work conditions, pay hikes and arrest of corrupt cabinet ministers, the union leader, VP of Pre-Sales at a Fortune 500 changed his demand to changing one solitary song in an elevator.
Apparently, the music in this elevator was not the best
“Well, I was fasting for a pay hike, turns out we just got our pay stubs for May. I got a 20% hike. Then they changed the caterers and got us new computers as part of the general inventory upgrade. And we realized A Raja was a cabinet minister who is now in jail. So we had nothing. Except our elevator had stupid Mozart’s eine kleine nacht music. So, we put our foot down. There was a tune I liked in the hotel and I said we needed “that song” in the lift on loop forever.
Turns out it’s one of the most popular songs on the planet. The Admin head, she recognized it immediately. Demands were met in the 43 seconds it took to download that song. Now we can listen to this all day. I’m happy. The dogs in charge have been shown their place. So, I won’t be fasting on June 8th.
