This man claimed he was holding the world up once. He also doesn't vote, like God (not pictured)
After the fracas at the Dharmasthala Temple a few days ago God confirmed that he’s not really into politics. “Yeah, I don’t vote. I don’t like the choices. I don’t like the vote-bank politics. And nothing’s going to change. I’m not guessing. I’m God. I know all these fuckers lie. I feel sorry for you guys. But you get the leaders you deserve.
I also feel sorry for HD Revanna, captain of the JDS Under 75 (U-75) team. Him and the rest of B team that got arrested… it was just pathetic. I mean, no one even protested in Bangalore. They protested all the way in Mysore…the B Team of Bangalore,” concluded God himself.
“I agree with God about Mysore being the Bangalore B Team. All the drinks are half price though, and that’s awesome. It’s like happy hour every hour, but I don’t see why God can’t vote,” said former milkman B Parashuram.
“Well, I know former milkman Parashuram is wondering why I can’t vote. Yes, I knew before you asked me. I’m God. I know stuff. We’ve been over this. Mainly, it’s this domicile issue. I can’t register in one constituency. I’m technically everywhere. I told the election commission guys, but they won’t adjust. Jerks. And when I say it, it’s not an opinion.
Yes, it does suck that I can’t vote even if I wanted to, but it’s come in handy now and then, this omnipresence thing. There was this one time when the Devil got death threats I was named chief accused. But my supporters got me off, ’cause I was everywhere. This was a while ago. I gotta go spin a Galaxy now, Andromeda made a reservation to be spun around.
No, I don’t think reservation is the biggest problem in Indian politics. Well, if I had to pick, I’d probably say my biggest problem is with religion, the priests and such like. You know what they say ‘My enemies I can deal with, but by my friends…’
What? What do I think about reservation? Well, what’s that got to do with anything? Fine, if anyone deserves a quota it’s the atheists. They don’t even have me for support, the gits. Okay, now I really gotta spin that galaxy,” signed off the big man himself.
