Should this country be allowed to have nuclear weapons?
Speaking of Pakistan and other failed states, a twitter user using the much vaunted handle pseudocommunal confirmed that a Somali refugee in the UK said he was ‘Finally feeling at home after this bout of senseless violence in London.’
The Somalian Government has offered no official statement. The Syrian Government, however, has allegedly offered to send tanks into London, much like Haifa and butcher the lot. “I’m good at this shit,” alleged President Bashar Assad to pseudocommunal.
While US pressure has prevented Cameron from seriously considering Russian-made tanks flying the Syrian flag rolling down High Street, the US is still apparently sulking at the fact that S&P hasn’t downgraded Britain. “We’re ready to take their nukes, the Syrians are offering help and the Somalians are feeling at home, but S&P is still rating the UK as AAA. That’s just unfair!” said one general while stomping his feet before he was off to bomb and invade the wrong country on the orders of Halliburton.
