instead of screaming that in my basement for free, where I brainwashed these unemployed dudes, I'll buy a 20,000 rupee phone that's way uglier than the iPhone and text it to your 20,000 rupee ugly phone with postpaid connection. Wow we're so efficient and corporate
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The real concern should be that a mob of hundreds *can* gather and cause damage. "Where the cops when you need them?" should be the real question, instead, we focus on these fringe groups who represent a medieval interpretation of their claimed faith. It all sounds so familiar. We really have nothing to...
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“It’s hard to go on a figure-slimming diet when one is a mass murdering terrorist. The stresses on the modern armed rebel are exacting and some even take up smoking to lose weight,” said one industry expert. Astute fashion observers have noted that JKLF and Hurriyat leader Yasin Malik has been steadily losing weight...
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The Indian Railway Minister denied many things the day after saboteurs killed 100 people on a train. She first denied it was the Maoists and then allegedly vehemently denied she was taking violin classes. Sources that chose to remain anonymous tell Mindry.in that the little anecdote about Nero fiddling while Rome was burning seems...
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There is something seriously wrong with a teenage subculture that promotes actual throwing of stones as being cooler than getting stoned
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2012. The world ended. The Mayans predicted it. Several important things happened between 2009 and 2012. The most important: North Korea tested nuclear weapons. The United States put Zoom function on several of its satellites. The RSS (a quaint cult of old men wearing shorts, gathering in parks not laughing at all)was concerned that its political wing was...
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In a bid to make youth icon Rahul Gandhi the Prime Minister in 2014, youth icon Rahul Gandhi is reportedly ready with the manifesto for 2014 general elections. ‘I have been working on this manifesto from 1999. I finished yesterday. I want to get it to public as soon as possible’, said youth icon...
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an article written 6 months ago. Surprisingly relevant even today. SOMALIA HAS INVADED THE KLINGONS!!! Twenty Somalian Pirates after successfully hijacking a ship full of old Soviet tanks in 2008 have now traveled through time and space to the Klingon home world of Q’on’os. Somalian Pirates Man. OLD SCHOOL! The Soviet tanks caught the Klingon Attack cruisers completely by surprise....
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An angry mob of fourteen destroyed a petri dish and assaulted lab microscopes at the Mindry institute of Technology today.   Leading the mob was Athithi Thithia president of the Biology-fail Sena. “We received complaints from other students who failed the lab exam and had free time.” The Biology-fail Sena or BS for short allegedy...
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Nostradamus’ last work “Loseracious” predicted the end of the world not as previously thought in the year 2000 but in the year 2009. The final sign of the apocalypse would be “when single men who’d otherwise have zero chances of getting any chase women out of bars.” Such a thing it has now been found...
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