instead of screaming that in my basement for free, where I brainwashed these unemployed dudes, I'll buy a 20,000 rupee phone that's way uglier than the iPhone and text it to your 20,000 rupee ugly phone with postpaid connection. Wow we're so efficient and corporate
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The real concern should be that a mob of hundreds *can* gather and cause damage. "Where the cops when you need them?" should be the real question, instead, we focus on these fringe groups who represent a medieval interpretation of their claimed faith. It all sounds so familiar. We really have nothing to...
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These people have tiny little cars that go so slow, they could not have outrun the guys with the big sticks and cans of petrol...
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The 6:00 am to 6:00 pm Bandh called by various opposition parties is hopelessly insufficient to stop businesses from functioning normally according to various protest groups and individuals
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After successfully ripping off research in the US, bio-chemists in the Paikin School of Pottery are now the proud claimants to second place for creating artifical life. While the news of being closer to the powers of God was greeted with charges of blasphemy in the United States, the reaction of the Chinese people...
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“It’s hard to go on a figure-slimming diet when one is a mass murdering terrorist. The stresses on the modern armed rebel are exacting and some even take up smoking to lose weight,” said one industry expert. Astute fashion observers have noted that JKLF and Hurriyat leader Yasin Malik has been steadily losing weight...
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Spiritual leader Sri Sri Ravishankar had a close shave on Sunday evening after a gunman allegedly shot at him.”My beard and hair are fine”-Sri Sri said to media persons later in the day. This, however, was too slow for intrepid News Channel IBN which flashed chyrons stating “Attack on Ravi Shankar: Unanswered questions”. Esteemed linguist and...
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The Indian Railway Minister denied many things the day after saboteurs killed 100 people on a train. She first denied it was the Maoists and then allegedly vehemently denied she was taking violin classes. Sources that chose to remain anonymous tell Mindry.in that the little anecdote about Nero fiddling while Rome was burning seems...
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Mahendra Singh Dhoni, today, gave another reason for his team’s failure in the recently concluded Twenty20 world cup. And that was ‘limited mandate’. He said, “Like our Home Minister Mr. Chidambaram, I too have limited mandate of being captain of the side for just 40 overs. Compare this to 450 overs spread over five...
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There is something seriously wrong with a teenage subculture that promotes actual throwing of stones as being cooler than getting stoned
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