In an embarrassing incident for people and politicians alike, a furious tirade unleashed in Parliament by a random member of the public went completely uncomprehended by everyone present, leading to general bewilderment in the capital yesterday and very nearly culminating in a minor diplomatic incident. Bank manager AVX Shenoy, pronounced Shen-Eye(only by his family...
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Archive for December, 2008
Furious tirade not at all understood
Man challenges status quo
In a surprise move, known traditionalist Madhusudan Rao has challenged the status quo related to marriages in Karnataka by boldly deciding to conduct the ceremonies in Ooty (Udhagamandalam) and have the honeymoon right here in Bangalore. Speaking to reporters outside his Hanumanthanagar (Bangalore) residence, Rao said that it was a reknowned custom, especially in...
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Stay at home, kids
There’s a saying:- “We learn all we need to survive in the first four years of schooling. The rest is just salad dressing.” OK, now there’s a saying. But even those four years are not as hunky-dory as you might imagine. It’s not always playing in the sandpits, needlessly arranging blocks of letters on...
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Bollywood Barbarian Genghis Khan has 28-pack abs
Sharukh has 6 Sallu has 6 Aamir has 8 but Changez
has 28. That’s right, the new Shehenshah of show business
has genetically modified himself to have extra abs.
This has been accomplished by turning his lungs and gonads
into abs.
Changez’s bare-chested look in Kinkini has created curiosity about the film. The ‘Mangal’ Khan has left no stone...
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Birds Bees and Communism
Buoyed by the recent success in Rajasathan elections, where the left managed to triple their electoral fortunes (from 1 to 3 seats), the left decided to go in for a recruitment drive in species other than homo sapien sapiens.
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WILD ALLEGATIONS#1: GOVERNORS GENERAL OF INDIA all 377 of them
Mindry.in has decided to dig into the history of the Viceroys of India. 60 years after the last viceroy
went bye-bye their ridiculous laws such as article 377 still
hurt and haunt the free Indian Republic. Since logic doesn’t seem to work on Indian Lawmakers, we’ve decided to make baseless and false allegations.
So here’s some general...
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BANK MANAGER ADMITS HE CALLED ZARDARI
At a time when the nation is fundamentally lacking in leadership
one man isn’t afraid to step up to the plate.
One man isn’t afraid to say it like it is
One man isn’t afraid to ask everybody else to shut up
AVX Shenoy:
It was I who called Zardari and asked him what he was wearing. I wanted...
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India denies sex call made to Pakistan leader
Pakistan and India were yesterday locked in a fresh row over whether India’s foreign minister made a sexual overture by phone call to Asif Ali Zardari, Pakistan’s president, on Saturday night.
At the height of last month’s attack in Mumbai.
Pakistani officials said a caller claiming to be Pranab Mukherjee had called Mr Zardari on November...
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Dawood Ibrahim Changes his name to Betsy: Numerologist to Mindry.in
If only Tiger Memon had changed his name to Candice Choke he wouldn't have been convicted in absentia. He was superficial. Kept whining that it was a stripper name.
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Turn out high at play, Vichitramanjari, Mindry.in comes to power in Mizoram
About 150 tribals of Bangalore voted early in Mizoram Assembly Elections aka the humorous sketch play by Mindry.in this Sunday.
The tickets to the 80 seat auditorium at Nani Arena on Miller’s Road were well contested by Bangaloreans of all walks of life.
“We supported those actors in the play who keep their promises for the...
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