The tigers and dying out and conservationists and nationalists have both expressed alarm at the dwindling no. of tigers of all kinds in India. ENVIRONMENTALIST: “There are only 3 or 4 of these big cats left in wild. we might lose them all together.The national animal is in danger of extinction. We must do something to...
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2012. The world ended. The Mayans predicted it. Several important things happened between 2009 and 2012. The most important: North Korea tested nuclear weapons. The United States put Zoom function on several of its satellites. The RSS (a quaint cult of old men wearing shorts, gathering in parks not laughing at all)was concerned that its political wing was...
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In a flurry of activity, supreme being God pre-empted several penances over the weekend and astonished devotees and unbelievers alike by appearing much before His ETA. Seers, sages and ordinary devotees were surprised on Saturday just fractions of a second before they embarked on their penances and propitiations when God suddenly stood before them...
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A moment of brief panic set in yesterday in Bangalore when staff writers of this blog ran out of genre-upending jokes and could not think of anything to write about. Writers Harish Kumar and Arjun Sharma yesterday brainstormed for several hours before coming up with just one tepid joke about an “LK Advani against...
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First Bal Thackeray opposed South Indians. Then. Raj Thackeray opposed North Indians. Now...AVX Thackeray opposes West Indians!
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The Bombay sensex soared today, literally. After a rise of over 2000 points the circuit breakers were applied to halt trading. The breakers failed and the sensex continued to rise. Ace 8th-grade student, seasoned political analyst and wily stockbroker Thabish gave this statement.”At first there was kind of a euphoric feeling, then the building itself...
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Former farmer and bank manager AVX Shenoy, current acting Chief Election Commissioner has annulled the results of the Elections conducted over the last two months. In a bizarre grab for power, He released a press statement to one press person and some crows. AVX SHENOY:The Results for the Elections Conducted in the last two months...
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Just a few days back Mindry.in came out with its exit poll done by members of team Mindry.in sitting in their respective houses.  Mindry.in predicted 220-320 seats for UPA in that poll. And UPA today has won elections 2009 by getting seats pretty much in that range. Future Prime Minister Harish, who is rumoured...
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With counting just about to begin for the 15th Lok Sabha in India, two “candidates” are assured of their place in the august hall. The exit polls have promised a hung assembly. The Home Minister’s home consistuency isn’t safe; L.K. Advani’s own seat is also far from a done deal as a several NRI Patels have aggresively...
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With Congress fighting the scourge of communalism and BJP battling pseudo-secularism, the third front has decided to fight pseudo-communalism. Addressing a rather small press conference in Allapuzha Kerala, comrade Raja said ‘Pseudo-communalism needs to be fought on a war footing. The third front will aim to cleanse the country of pseudo-communal forces’. He also...
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