Bios

Being gainfully employed wasn’t nearly enough
for us fine, upstanding, upwardly mobile,
delinquent youth from one of the world’s
poorer cities. Therefore, this vain endeavour
to wreak havoc upon orderly society.
Give us money and other fine things

Sharath

1.Who are you?

I’m a mindry…member.

2.What do you want?

Money, sex, drugs, and power. Mostly power.

3.What are your political leanings and why?

Well, I used to be a member of
the Guns and Dope party.
Because I loved their stand on
the whole ostrich situation.
And I like their slogan.
“I’ll tolerate your hobbies if you’ll tolerate mine.”
That’s so much better than “change we can believe in”,
“India shining” etc.

4.Who did you put in the gallery and why?

Lysander Spooner. I know
a lot of people don’t know him, but he was
whacked enough to take on his government
and run a profitable, parallel private postal system
nearly 150 years before Sabeer Bhatia and the Internet.
Also, he died old and alone surrounded by books,
I’m pretty sure that’s how I’ll go. Secondly, I added
Momofuku Ando. The inventor of cup noodles.
Cup Noodles is pretty much used in all
the sacred rites and rituals of my religion.
So, his inclusion is more of a spiritual thing.

5.Do you believe in evolution?

Well, personally, I believe in the “stoned ape theory”.
That a couple of monkeys fell of their trees,
found some mushies, then spent the rest
of their lives looking for more mushies.
Thus evolved the whole biped club
among primates, and tool use, etc etc.

6.What do you think mindry.in’s goal is?

I’m not sure, I hope Arjun and Harish know.

Arjun

Who are you?

Who wants to know?

What do you want?

World peace. Poverty alleviation. Clean, green environment. All your money.

What are your political leanings and why?

Left of right, slightly to the centre. At an angle of 45 degrees to the horizontal.

Actually, who wants to know?

Who did you put in the gallery and why?

No one. Who’s asking?

Do you believe in evolution?

Yes. I also believe in cardboard.

What do you think mindry.in’s goal is?

World peace. Poverty alleviation. Clean, green environment….wait, we’ve done this. Er, our goals are, er, to, you know, strive for success and victory and the complete and utter decimation of the Indian Postal System–no no, that’s not it. To achieve user satisfaction. No, that’s too sell-outish. To build a temple. No, we don’t even want that. To love everybody we can. Yes, that’ll do.

ANAND CJ

1.Who are you?

A decent man in an absolutely indecent world…. Wasted Half my life watching films…. Will do the same in the next half as well

2.What do you want?

Success, Joy and an autograph from Mr.Kubrick.

3.What are your political leanings and why?

Do you think i really care about it?

4.Who did you put in the gallery and why?

Stanley Kubrick , for his passion for filmmaking. A man who gave us one film a decade is simply outstanding in his work. If Anyone told me to rename Perfection, i would call it ” Kubriction”

5.Do you believe in evolution?

Manganinda Maanava. Period.
(monkey to man. Period.)
6.What do you think mindry.in’s goal is?

No comments.

JAYANTH RB

1.Who are you?
Ans: The guy who lives at 221B, Bakers St, London.

2.What do you want?
Ans: I want a big rainbow colored candy!

3.What are your political leanings and why?
Ans: One incumbent leader is as good as the next. Your vote never counts.

4.Who did you put in the gallery and why?
Ans:Nude pic of Angelina Jolie. For obvious reasons.
(note to reader, since this wasn’t provided by said nominator it isn’t in the gallery)

5.Do you believe in evolution?
Ans: I know for sure a larva evolves into a Butterfly. Beyond that its all hazy!

6.What do you think mindry.in’s goal is?
Ans: Entertain people . Since the ages the world’s oldest profession has always entertained the needy.

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