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Mindry.in turns 4 today

April 27, 2012
By mindryin
Mindry.in turns 4 today

It has been four years since we started mindry.in on April 27 2008. It has also been one year since we made the historic promise of declaring 27 a national number if elected to power. But with general elections still a couple of years away we are still some time away from having 27...
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Exclusive! Why Congress lost UP polls?

April 8, 2012
By mindryin
Exclusive! Why Congress lost UP polls?

After two days of introspection into what went wrong for the party in the Uttar Pradesh polls the Congress party has finally found the answer. Though the party is not ready to come out with the actual reason in the open, sources have told Mindry.in that Rahul Gandhi and the entire Digvijay Singh (yes,...
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MMS congratulates child on completing 100 maths ‘sums’

March 16, 2012
By mindryin

Prime Minister and professional wrestler Dr Manmohan Singh today congratulated leading child Pandu on completing one hundred tough mathematics problems as part of his homework. Dr Singh, an economist himself, said today that he joined the nation in felicitating Pandu, 8, on the momentous achievement. The Dharwad-based child has worked for over 23 hours...
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Salman Khurshid Censured: Minorities Relieved That They Don’t HAVE To Work for Loss-Making PSUs

February 11, 2012
By mindryin
Is Salman Khurshid now planning a quota for those censured by the election comission?

Esteemed Union Law Minister Salman Khurshid, loved and respected by all in the land has been censured by the beloved and flawless Election Commission of India for promising job and education quotas to minorities based on solely on their religion. Various sections of the minority community have reacted. Relieved we don’t have to work...
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Karnataka MLAs Caught Watching Porn on Phone, Fired

February 8, 2012
By mindryin
Karnataka's Ministers were allegedly watching a porn clip during a gripping debate on either Pakistani flag hoisting or rave parties. I miss the good old days when MLAs just slept and snored in the House

What Happened: Karnataka Cooperation Minister Laxman Savadi was allegedly busy cooperating with his colleague CC Patil by showing him a porn clip in the Hall  of the People. CC Patil is incidentally the Women and Child Welfare Minister.  The phone belonged to Science and Technology minister Krishna Palemar. What are poor people saying? “The...
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Dassault’s Rafale: Will India’s Pilots Have To Die in it in 2055?

February 1, 2012
By mindryin
Dassault Rafale Indian Air Force MMRCA winner a decision delayed by a decade

India’s defense forces have decided to rescue French merchants of death, Dassault, and promise them $10 billion and a few millions in change over the next few years for 18 planes and 110 assembly kits. So, why as a loyal Indian citizen, am I not rejoicing that we are finally modernizing our air force?...
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BJP promises free cows; Satirists angry

January 28, 2012
By mindryin
BJP promises free cows; Satirists angry

In the runup to the assembly elections in Uttar Pradesh, the BJP has promised to give free cows to the poor if the party is voted to power. BJP’s promise of free cows is combined with the offer of free laptops and the party hopes this will boost the agro-information-technology-dairy industry that it hopes...
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Why Dr Batra is a Padma Shri

January 26, 2012
By mindryin
Why Dr Batra is a Padma Shri

The following is an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory like God. Dr Mukesh Batra, head of the Batra Homeopathy establishment has been awarded one of India’s highest civilian honors. An award hitherto reserved for lesser actors who make good Lays advertisements has now gone to a man known for messing with allopathy and peddling what many...
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Jagdish Tytler Allegedly Condemns Jay Leno For Hurting Sikh Sentiment

January 25, 2012
By mindryin
Jagdish Tytler Allegedly Condemns Jay Leno For Hurting Sikh Sentiment

1984-riots accused Jagdish Tytler allegedly condemned American comedian Jay Leno’s unintentional and oblique reference to the Golden Temple while mocking Mitt Romney. Unconfirmed reports suggest that Tytler who was once accused of leading mobs to kill thousands of Sikhs in Delhi in 1984 has said, “Jay’s not funny anymore. I don’t get the joke....
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Indian Condom Company Does Its Best to Improve Cricket Team’s Morale

January 24, 2012
By mindryin
Sanjay&Sons Condoms Pvt Ltd supports the Indian Cricket Company

While live cricket scores from the India V Australia match continue to show depressing results for the Indian team one corporate is refusing to give up on the boys in blue. “We don’t have other sports in India. It doesn’t matter so much to the average Aussie if they lose in cricket. They have...
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