It has been four years since we started mindry.in on April 27 2008. It has also been one year since we made the historic promise of declaring 27 a national number if elected to power. But with general elections still a couple of years away we are still some time away from having 27...
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After two days of introspection into what went wrong for the party in the Uttar Pradesh polls the Congress party has finally found the answer. Though the party is not ready to come out with the actual reason in the open, sources have told Mindry.in that Rahul Gandhi and the entire Digvijay Singh (yes,...
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Prime Minister and professional wrestler Dr Manmohan Singh today congratulated leading child Pandu on completing one hundred tough mathematics problems as part of his homework. Dr Singh, an economist himself, said today that he joined the nation in felicitating Pandu, 8, on the momentous achievement. The Dharwad-based child has worked for over 23 hours...
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Esteemed Union Law Minister Salman Khurshid, loved and respected by all in the land has been censured by the beloved and flawless Election Commission of India for promising job and education quotas to minorities based on solely on their religion. Various sections of the minority community have reacted. Relieved we don’t have to work...
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What Happened: Karnataka Cooperation Minister Laxman Savadi was allegedly busy cooperating with his colleague CC Patil by showing him a porn clip in the Hall of the People. CC Patil is incidentally the Women and Child Welfare Minister. The phone belonged to Science and Technology minister Krishna Palemar. What are poor people saying? “The...
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India’s defense forces have decided to rescue French merchants of death, Dassault, and promise them $10 billion and a few millions in change over the next few years for 18 planes and 110 assembly kits. So, why as a loyal Indian citizen, am I not rejoicing that we are finally modernizing our air force?...
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Tags: Dassault Rafale, Indian Airforce, MMRCA
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In the runup to the assembly elections in Uttar Pradesh, the BJP has promised to give free cows to the poor if the party is voted to power. BJP’s promise of free cows is combined with the offer of free laptops and the party hopes this will boost the agro-information-technology-dairy industry that it hopes...
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The following is an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory like God. Dr Mukesh Batra, head of the Batra Homeopathy establishment has been awarded one of India’s highest civilian honors. An award hitherto reserved for lesser actors who make good Lays advertisements has now gone to a man known for messing with allopathy and peddling what many...
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Tags: Dr Batra, Padma Awards, Republic Day
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1984-riots accused Jagdish Tytler allegedly condemned American comedian Jay Leno’s unintentional and oblique reference to the Golden Temple while mocking Mitt Romney. Unconfirmed reports suggest that Tytler who was once accused of leading mobs to kill thousands of Sikhs in Delhi in 1984 has said, “Jay’s not funny anymore. I don’t get the joke....
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Tags: A a god of large angry mobs, Amritsar, Jay Leno Golden Temple, Republic Day
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While live cricket scores from the India V Australia match continue to show depressing results for the Indian team one corporate is refusing to give up on the boys in blue. “We don’t have other sports in India. It doesn’t matter so much to the average Aussie if they lose in cricket. They have...
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Tags: condom company, cricket, durex, live cricket score, sanjay&sons, sex
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