The United States confirmed that it had a plan to secure Britain’s nuclear weapons if things get out of hand in the london riots. “We got a plan for Pakistan and we got a plan for Britain,” confirmed one Pentagon source. Speaking of Pakistan and other failed states, a twitter user using the much...
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Microsoft just bought Skype this week for $8.5 billion. We all know Bill Gates after ruining and screwing over his friends for decades is now into this charity thing, but $8.5 billion to fight mediocrity among IT companies? Skype is such a piece of sh#! software. It behaves like a virus half the frigging...
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