Esteemed Union Law Minister Salman Khurshid, loved and respected by all in the land has been censured by the beloved and flawless Election Commission of India for promising job and education quotas to minorities based on solely on their religion. Various sections of the minority community have reacted. Relieved we don’t have to work...
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India’s defense forces have decided to rescue French merchants of death, Dassault, and promise them $10 billion and a few millions in change over the next few years for 18 planes and 110 assembly kits. So, why as a loyal Indian citizen, am I not rejoicing that we are finally modernizing our air force?...
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1984-riots accused Jagdish Tytler allegedly condemned American comedian Jay Leno’s unintentional and oblique reference to the Golden Temple while mocking Mitt Romney. Unconfirmed reports suggest that Tytler who was once accused of leading mobs to kill thousands of Sikhs in Delhi in 1984 has said, “Jay’s not funny anymore. I don’t get the joke....
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Madhya Pradesh wants to put people in jail for 7 years for eating beef. Well, that’s a bit harsh even for a lipservice law aimed at hoodwinking a vote bank. Here’s why this law should be repealed (10 marks): 1. The law aims to please a religious minority: ‘Hindus who will be hoodwinked’. I...
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A charity for insanely rich people has been set up to help out Vijay Mallya now that Kingfisher Airlines is on the verge of failure. In many ways I don’t care one way or the other, but if my tax funds go into saving an airline, I really don’t see why it should be...
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The price of one litre of petrol in Bangalore is now Rs 76.30. Almost every dweeb in a political party, including some in the ruling coalition, sees it as a fine opportunity to weaken the dweebs running this country. People in Bangalore and those on faraway planet twitter are upset as well. Bangalore is...
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The death toll in this year’s terrorist attack in Delhi could climb to 20. The attack this year was hosted by the Delhi High Court.
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It’s finally happened. A secular government official has withdrawn the clean chit hitherto given to this God person/persons/entities. After 61 babies out of 202 admitted to a government ICU died, the hospital administration refused to take responsibility for not maintaining their equipment. The hospital and the district administration has allegedly claimed there was no...
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The PM admitted that the nation wouldn’t improve. The lone kid who managed to stay awake during Manmohan’s Singh Independence Day Speech this year was nominated for a Republic Day Bravery 2012 award. And a note of caution to our listeners: Just because auto uncle has put off India flag on gadi does not...
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Why the fuck are condom sales down? I asked myself this. I was not forced to ponder on these weighty issues of social health by the Times of India. Okay, who am I kidding, after a week of not getting the Times due to their stupid stupid full page ads , I resubscribed. I...
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