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World Worried China Seeking Major Oil Spill Of Its Own To Counter US Gaining Free Publicity

June 11, 2010
By kowligi
World Worried China Seeking Major Oil Spill Of Its Own To Counter US Gaining Free Publicity

The Chinese leadership has invested heavily in various fields of scientific research, cell genetics and other cool toys like Nerf. But now its leadership is beginning to lose the plot.
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Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic – UN Report

June 9, 2010
By kowligi
Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic – UN Report

One month away from the debut of the predicted superhit Eclipse a UN report sponsored by satire troupe Mindry.in presents a dismal state of affairs for a significant majority of the world's vampires. Most vampires in the third world do not have access to basic necessities like fresh healthy human blood or even a...
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Hurriyat Leader Yasin Malik Masks Diet As Hunger Strike For Independent Kashmir In Quest For Size Zero

June 5, 2010
By mindryin
Hurriyat Leader Yasin Malik Masks Diet As Hunger Strike For Independent Kashmir In Quest For Size Zero

“It’s hard to go on a figure-slimming diet when one is a mass murdering terrorist. The stresses on the modern armed rebel are exacting and some even take up smoking to lose weight,” said one industry expert. Astute fashion observers have noted that JKLF and Hurriyat leader Yasin Malik has been steadily losing weight...
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Railway Minister Denies Going to Violin Class to Fulfill English Idiom about Fiddling While Things Were Burning

May 29, 2010
By mindryin
Railway Minister Denies Going to Violin Class to Fulfill English Idiom about Fiddling While Things Were Burning

The Indian Railway Minister denied many things the day after saboteurs killed 100 people on a train. She first denied it was the Maoists and then allegedly vehemently denied she was taking violin classes. Sources that chose to remain anonymous tell Mindry.in that the little anecdote about Nero fiddling while Rome was burning seems...
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Kubera waives loan

May 19, 2010
By mindryin
Kubera waives loan

In a move which is sure to be derided by the ruling Congress party as a copycat one, Hindu financial God Kubera has waived off the loan owed him by one Venkateshwara, a resident of Tirupati, AP. He announced the decision yesterday while analysing the results of the first 1/6ths of the current fiscal...
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Ragging: Senior Hostelite writes to Mindry.in’s Agony Uncle

May 18, 2010
By kowligi
Ragging: Senior Hostelite writes to Mindry.in’s Agony Uncle

 Dear Mindryin, My name is Arpith. I’m a 3rd-year Mechanical Engineering student…. I’m finding it difficult to type and rock back and forth clutching my knees at the same time. I saw him first when I sneaked into the dimly lit 2nd Floor toilet of the Sutlej Hostel for Boys in the campus. I...
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Drunk, deranged judge frees self-confessed fratricide for being secular.

April 13, 2010
By kowligi
Drunk, deranged judge frees self-confessed fratricide for being secular.

Deranged Drunk Judge lets murderer go for committing uncomplicated non communal crime during killing member of his own community. Mindry.in is shocked at the judge's latent anger.
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