Why the fuck are condom sales down? I asked myself this. I was not forced to ponder on these weighty issues of social health by the Times of India. Okay, who am I kidding, after a week of not getting the Times due to their stupid stupid full page ads , I resubscribed. I...
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A 14-year old boy sick and tired of tax evasion from Bollywood starlets, America’s reluctance to adopt the metric-system, and Indonesia’s crackdown on porn has decided to go on a masturbation strike. Vikram N Malhotra Jr. has vowed to stop playing with himself at a press conference. He then clarified that not only would...
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“No one got a crore because they could do quadratic equations. It’s just that simple. That should end this debate right here!” Said Arati Kalra, GK or general knowledge teacher at the Jayshankari Higher Secondary School for Middle Class families. The continuing success of the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire...
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Teacher Malini Gupta was yesterday reported being unnerved and slightly creeped out after receiving an unusually eloquent but anonymous leave letter from one of her students at the Maharishi Vidya Mandir (MVM), Bangalore. The mathematics teacher, who is also the ‘class teacher’ for II standard ‘C’ section, said she had received the verbose, nameless...
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WTF?!! I should've had at least some missile codes by now. I worked my butt off to learn those Integration and differentiation problems! Come on! It's been 6 hours. I am the rightful Overlord. Respect my authority!!
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