The All India Muslim Tyohar Committee in Bhopal issued a `fatwa` against Veena Malik. This latest act is merely filling up the “free publicity to mediocre artists” annual quota provided by right wing organizations (across faiths) to ‘liberal’ arty types. M.F. Hussein would’ve been just another rich Indian in the gulf and Salman Rushdie...
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Apparently, there’s an unnecessary bit of dialogue in the mediocre Singham starring Ajay Devgan. Baji Rao Singham (Devgan) warns the villain (Prakash Raj) that a thousand or even ten thousand rowdies from the villain’s homeland(karnataka) cannot stop Singham. In a deeply hyper-sensitive country like India this was bound to cause issues. The KRV (Kannada...
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Ryan Reynolds, first you make Green Lantern then you divorce Scarlett Johansson. You are now the dumbest fellow in the universe. “Successfully divorce Scarlett Johansson” will go down in history as both a moronic as well as an oxymoronic phrase. When I saw him in Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place I...
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Indian Income Tax department on Friday conducted simultaneous raids on the homes and offices of Malayalam cinema’s two biggest stars, Mammootty and Mohanlal. However, they left two rooms in Mohanlal’s house unopened. Presumably because they were locked with some mysterious laser technology. “This is all nonsense. Laser technology is only good for pointing at...
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I thought the Auto uncles were on a strike today and walked to the bus stop. But there they were at the bus stop, two of them on the road next to their garish motorized tricycles, picking a fight with some two-wheeler-riding-boy and blocking traffic. I approached the first one and was promptly informed...
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After the Mumbai blasts, the Harbhajan-Mallya-Dhoni saga, the Congress party today faced another intelligence failure when its spokesperson Manish Tewari admitted he didn’t know Katrina Kaif. “Who is Katrina Kaif? I don’t know her.”, quipped the angry young man from the Congress when asked for his comments on Katrina Kaif on Sunday calling Rahul...
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The stupidity of a “national event” needs to be re-capped here for context. Indian off-spinner Harbhajan Singh was in an ad to sell liquor, using surrogate branding, i.e. he was actually just selling soda water with the exact same name as the liquor. Indian cricket team captian, Dhoni, Harbhajan’s boss, was paid by Vijay...
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ISRO Chairman K. Radhakrishnan has refused to counter Mindry.in allegations that the heaviest configuration of the Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle, which successfully launched the communication satellite GSAT 12 into orbit will not be powerful enough to launch the 928-page tome by Vikram Chandra into orbit. The XL configuration of the PSLV is expected to provide enough...
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Struggling Kannada actress Maria Susairaj has been acquitted of the murder of TV executive Neeraj Grover. Grover was allegedly pursuing a relationship with the then engaged Ms Susairaj, when her fiancé Emile Jerome walked in on them and killed Grover in a fit of rage. This is what the Sessions Court believes in any...
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Doctors who performed a minor pneumonia related operation on Rajnikanth today allegedly reported that they were cured of most long term illnesses just as they completed their operation on Rajni. “Most of Rajni’s surgeons have very neat handwritings now. The women surgeons of course, always had neat handwritings,” alleged Mindry.in medical expert Rajashree Deb....
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