Politics

Why Dr Batra is a Padma Shri

The following is an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory like God. Dr Mukesh Batra, head of the Batra Homeopathy establishment has been awarded one of India’s highest civilian honors. An award hitherto reserved for lesser actors who make good Lays advertisements has…

Cow Slaughter and Bullshit Laws

While his Columbian counterpart stands at the corner with cocaine, the Indian dealer will be pushing a quarter pounder with cheese

Madhya Pradesh wants to put people in jail for 7 years for eating beef. Well, that’s a bit harsh even for a lipservice law aimed at hoodwinking a vote bank. Here’s why this law should be repealed (10 marks): 1.…