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Salman Khurshid Censured: Minorities Relieved That They Don’t HAVE To Work for Loss-Making PSUs

February 11, 2012
By mindryin
Is Salman Khurshid now planning a quota for those censured by the election comission?

Esteemed Union Law Minister Salman Khurshid, loved and respected by all in the land has been censured by the beloved and flawless Election Commission of India for promising job and education quotas to minorities based on solely on their religion. Various sections of the minority community have reacted. Relieved we don’t have to work...
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Karnataka MLAs Caught Watching Porn on Phone, Fired

February 8, 2012
By mindryin
Karnataka's Ministers were allegedly watching a porn clip during a gripping debate on either Pakistani flag hoisting or rave parties. I miss the good old days when MLAs just slept and snored in the House

What Happened: Karnataka Cooperation Minister Laxman Savadi was allegedly busy cooperating with his colleague CC Patil by showing him a porn clip in the Hall  of the People. CC Patil is incidentally the Women and Child Welfare Minister.  The phone belonged to Science and Technology minister Krishna Palemar. What are poor people saying? “The...
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Why Dr Batra is a Padma Shri

January 26, 2012
By mindryin
Why Dr Batra is a Padma Shri

The following is an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory like God. Dr Mukesh Batra, head of the Batra Homeopathy establishment has been awarded one of India’s highest civilian honors. An award hitherto reserved for lesser actors who make good Lays advertisements has now gone to a man known for messing with allopathy and peddling what many...
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The Curious Case of #barkhabarks

January 22, 2012
By kowligi
The Curious Case of #barkhabarks

If there is a God he’s one cruel sadist. I have spent this week writing in defense of terribly written works of Salman Rushdie, cops in Bangalore (from lawyers in Bangalore, no less) and now I thought I’d have to write in defense of the one and only Barkha Dutt. The Game Indian Twitter...
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Why Some of Us Have to, Regrettably, Defend Salman Rushdie, A Bad, Incompetent Writer

January 21, 2012
By kowligi
Why, Khomeini, why did you give this moron, Rushdie, more publicity? Sigh.

Satanic Verses is a bad book, it’s not worth this kind of time. It’s worse than even commercially successful Chetan Bhagat’s works. Yet, Salman Rushdie deserves our protection. And, yes, everyone involved in this story is a prize fool. A few weeks ago I wrote about a strange organization in the middle of an...
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Cow Slaughter and Bullshit Laws

January 3, 2012
By kowligi
While his Columbian counterpart stands at the corner with cocaine, the Indian dealer will be pushing a quarter pounder with cheese

Madhya Pradesh wants to put people in jail for 7 years for eating beef. Well, that’s a bit harsh even for a lipservice law aimed at hoodwinking a vote bank. Here’s why this law should be repealed (10 marks): 1. The law aims to please a religious minority: ‘Hindus who will be hoodwinked’. I...
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Kapil Sibal and Friends: The Hurt Sentiments of a Soon to be Censored Atheist

December 8, 2011
By mindryin
Planet Twitter spent a mere day on Sibal trying to oppress it

Kapil Sibal’s attempts at censoring Facebook, Twitter and all 8 people on Google + gained a lot of attention yesterday. The salient points of the goodal: Planet Twitter and it’s low attention span I am sorely tempted to dwell on the fact that an admittedly “nonsense” song from Tamil actor Dhanush received 14 times...
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Announcement: Rs 202 Not So Much Worse Than Rs 200 Per Litre of Petrol: Blockaded Manipur

November 6, 2011
By kowligi
Manipur is out there to your right. India's elbow. If you're over 25, you've probably not seen your elbow in a while. Take the time now to examine this forgotten part of your body.

The price of one litre of petrol in Bangalore is now Rs 76.30. Almost every dweeb in a political party, including some in the ruling coalition, sees it as a fine opportunity to weaken the dweebs running this country. People in Bangalore and those on faraway planet twitter are upset as well. Bangalore is...
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Up Next: Narasimha Yuddam – Play 30th September, 1st October

September 24, 2011
By mindryin
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Nara-Simha Yuddham – ondu premada kathe” is Mindry.in’s second feature presentation. Although it is ostensibly a take on prevalent political scenarios, it also ensconces within itself a gentle love story. The lead character, the Prime Minister, is an unbelievably farcical character. Being a former dramatic actor he runs his cabinet much as a medieval...
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Annual Terrorist Attack in Delhi leaves 11 Dead, 15 Seriously Injured, 65 Hurt, Nation Disappointed

September 7, 2011
By kowligi
Annual Terrorist Attack in Delhi leaves 11 Dead, 15 Seriously Injured, 65 Hurt, Nation Disappointed

The death toll in this year’s terrorist attack in Delhi could climb to 20. The attack this year was hosted by the Delhi High Court.
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