You know, it’s starting out to be a strange day when a bunch of millionaires decide to go on strike. Well, this Ramdev character decided to go on strike with alleged mild support from the RSS when he had $200 million. This automatically inspired millionaire software engineers to protest about something or other. While...
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Greatly inspired by Anna Hazare’s fast for LokPal and Baba Ramdev’s now evicted fast against graft, Dishant V, a resident of East of Kailash, a posh locality in South Delhi has decided to do his bit in the fight against corruption. Dishant has started the India Rubs Up Against Corruption movement and is going...
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The civil society group, co-drafting drafting the LokPal Bill with the government, is back to doing what it does best – threaten government that they would again refuse to eat food if PM, judiciary, parliament, ( and anything else that the Magsaysay award winning civil society thinks should be brought under the purview of...
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Gone are the days when India would have its security threatened by hardcore communist ideologues. Now most subversives seem to be mediocre wusses who can shoot cops when the cops are looking elsewhere. Arrested Maoists no longer rail against the capitalist city-centric republic. They no longer vow the end of the bourgeois. Instead these...
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DMK leader and freshly minted “scam-accused” Kanimozhi allegedly started crying after the judges assured her that the caterers in Delhi’s Tihar jail would try to make South Indian food. Delhi’s restaurants are notorious for not having a clue what do with South Indian cuisine, its jails are naturally worse. This is an open secret,...
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The Indian Home Ministry has allegedly warned late Pakistan Prime Minister Liaquat Ali Khan in the corrigendum to the India’s “50 most wanted” dossier sent last week. “The Indians sent a chaser to their typo filled dossier that included the name of one guy who’s free in the Indian city of Thane and another...
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Secret reports from highly classified sources have suggested that the Indian Defence Research & Development Organisation (DRDO) has abandoned the testing of long-range nuclear capable missiles and focussed its efforts to methods more suited to the UPA’s astute strategy to assure India’s security. The DRDO is now, apparently, testing highly verbose document templates that...
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Mis-guided science-fiction fans have joined the BJP in demanding the “total recall” of Karnataka Governor Bharadwaj. Poorly photoshopped posters have allegedly been pasted all over South Bangalore. “I want Bharadwaj gone. He was responsible for at least 1 of 2 bandhs in Bangalore. Sure BSY is strange and culpable in his own special way...
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A fashion photographer has attempted to kill himself by eating rich fatty foods after he heard that 121 super fugly and poorly dressed men are going to be paraded all at once before the president of India. “This is going to be the worst fashion show ever, I’ve started to eat ghee and will...
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The Communist Parties of India (yes, there are many) allegedly wrapped up their deep introspection on the massive electoral loss in West Bengal. “We’d been winning for 30 years till someone decided to cause trouble. It is definitely his fault,” said an unnamed politburo member. “This is all Ratan Tata’s fault. No one would...
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