A man preserved cryogenically since the 1980′s and de-frozen recently has deeply embarrassed his family by revealing his out-of-date knowledge of everything, AP reports. H Chandramohan, frozen in a human-sized capsule in 1986 and thawed last week, has been repeatedly making observations, comments and jokes that reflect how anachronistic his ice-cooled mind is. This,...
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Computer wins in blindfold chess game against Anand An Intel Pentium-3 processor-powered home computer today broke records when it won a blindfolded chess game against world no 1, Vishwanathan Anand. Anand, who did not play blindfolded, maintained that the computer cheated by switching the places of the king and the rook in the 33rd...
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Bangalore based software engineer Prathap Kumar has reportedly demanded his manager to immediately promote him as God. While the manager is expectedly in a state of shock, Prathap Kumar doesn’t find his demand untenable or unreasonable or unjust or un-whatever. “I have produced 6 billion lines of code in a short span of six...
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God, the supreme being, today opened an account on Facebook surprising millions of Facebook users. Facebook, the number one social networking site, striked a deal and invited God to open an account which God politely obliged. The internet was clogged and saw record traffic on Sunday. Facebook said that God received a total of...
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The Nobel Committee has awarded this year’s Nobel Prize to P.E. Educator Michael “Coach” Mowry. “Mike Mowry has for years saved his hard earned money. Mowry has not racked up back-breaking debt to buy crap no one needs, that makes him a unique figure in contemporary American history and, well, we gave one to...
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In a development that has divided the town, a local postman with 1.5 years on the job has been suspended by his boss for sending an email. Ramesh Lakkasandrappa was allegedly caught by his supervisor on Thursday surfing the Internet and also most callously typing an email on the popular website gmail.com. Ramesh’s immediate...
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The latest supercomputer aptly called the Ropetrick can do 20 billion flops a second(considerably more than Abhishek Bachan at the Bollywood box office)
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Describing the new planets as “needless clutter on the charts” several powerful bodies of Astrologers world-wide have called for an end to government funding of astronomers looking for new heavenly objects. “The finding of these exo-planets, especially one that may even contain life is downright offensive,” said one Astrologer speaking from behind a curtain....
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Failed environmentalists and pseudo-secularists around the world have increased pressure on paleontologists to end their reliance on fossils.”This profession is backward, consistently insists on digging up stuff. Digging hurts the earth’s feelings. I’m aware the earth is a bunch of rocks and junk but these guys are hurting its feelings. It’s their ridiculously outdated quest...
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