While live cricket scores from the India V Australia match continue to show depressing results for the Indian team one corporate is refusing to give up on the boys in blue. “We don’t have other sports in India. It doesn’t matter so much to the average Aussie if they lose in cricket. They have...
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Vinod Kambli’s latest remarks casting suspicion on the Indian team’s loss to Sri Lanka in the 1996 semi final has few takers. He’s been further ostracized. “Kambli’s statement has been met with derision across the spectrum of the human race. The Association of Powerful Bald Men has not endorsed his statement, either. If they...
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CWG Scam king-pin Suresh Kalmadi has no memory of trying to fake dementia. The incredible irony. Let’s dwell on that a little. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that as an MP he still retains many privileges. You see, one can’t be an MP if one has been certified to...
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Deputy Chairman of the Planning Commission Montek Singh Ahluwalia reassured a closed secret session of parliament that the Indian growth story would not be derailed by the hopeless performance of the Indian cricket team. India has now suffered two consecutive defeats to England. Neither of which were close. “The India growth story has nothing...
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“Yes, nephew, Djokovic of Serbia won. His full name is Novak Djokovic. No, Serbia is not in India. It’s another country. What’s that? Yes, Serbia has less people than Delhi. No, Indian tennis players haven’t won any grand slams. And Leander Paes won a Bronze medal in the Olympics once. Yes, I do make...
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With nearly half a dozen Indian athletes testing positive for doping in a span of 48 hours I’m forced to wonder…where are the goddamned medals? What kind of country are we living in? Are our drugs not world class? Maybe it was false advertising. These athletes see the winning athletes doing drugs, get the...
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Alien Diary Day 23: Riots in Canada. Yes, it’s about Ice Hockey. Humans stereotype fairly well. Up until now had seen riots only in apparent dictatorships, heavily populated nations and those countries with many different ethnicities and mass superstitions (religions). But the nation of Canada which has a combined population of Delhi and Mumbai...
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In a report that’s definitely to be filed under “Funny ’cause it’s true” it looks like Ecclestone’s people have approved an F1 race in Noida. For those not in the know Noida is a part of the traffic jam capital of India: New Delhi. Traffic Jams in Delhi have often been used by ISRO...
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Masochists in Mirpur, Bangladesh, were treated to a rare delight: A 3-0 trouncing of the Bangladeshi national team at the hands of Australia. “I love cricket. I love hurting myself. When I heard Australia was going to be touring I immediately bought the tickets knowing it’d be painful to watch. Yummy. Australia didn’t disappoint....
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Indian mobsters have allegedly held out an olive branch to their Pakistani counterparts for the semi-final of the cricket world cup. There is apparently a joint proposal to call up players of both sides and threaten them. “I called up the Karachi companies, invited them to threaten a few players using a speaker phone....
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