The Communist Parties of India (yes, there are many) allegedly wrapped up their deep introspection on the massive electoral loss in West Bengal. “We’d been winning for 30 years till someone decided to cause trouble. It is definitely his fault,” said an unnamed politburo member. “This is all Ratan Tata’s fault. No one would...
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Doctors who performed a minor pneumonia related operation on Rajnikanth today allegedly reported that they were cured of most long term illnesses just as they completed their operation on Rajni. “Most of Rajni’s surgeons have very neat handwritings now. The women surgeons of course, always had neat handwritings,” alleged Mindry.in medical expert Rajashree Deb....
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The district sub-inspector of Jayanangar 10th Block has warned the owner of the yellow Reva to not look happy over the next few weeks. This comes in the wake of Petrol prices going up by Rs 5. “The Reva is this super-tiny battery operated mechanism that either works as a very small car or...
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Microsoft just bought Skype this week for $8.5 billion. We all know Bill Gates after ruining and screwing over his friends for decades is now into this charity thing, but $8.5 billion to fight mediocrity among IT companies? Skype is such a piece of sh#! software. It behaves like a virus half the frigging...
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While Mamatha Bannerjee has won a massive land-slide dislodging the communist parties in West Bengal, many fear this is not the end of communism in Bengal. Mamatha came to power largely rejuvenated by a vitriolic protest against a car factory that would’ve built the most affordable car in India, if not the world. More...
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After adamantly hanging on to the seat of power in Tamil Nadu for several decades, former chief minister M. Karunanidhi has now reportedly named his present seat, an electrically-powered wheelchair, his successor to the DMK chairmanship and, predictably, the post of future TN CM as well. The aged DMK supremo, who has annoyed his...
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At this rate these bloody voters will have development and all from the legislators even before they actually get elected. That is morally and ethically unacceptable
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The Yamuna Expressway was supposed to be a simple highway from Greater Noida (Near the “N” in New Delhi on the map) and Agra. The salient points: • What it is: 200 km of tarred terrain stretching from one overcrowded city to another overcrowded city • Farmers were paid 45 lakhs per acre($100,000 US),...
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