The PM admitted that the nation wouldn’t improve. The lone kid who managed to stay awake during Manmohan’s Singh Independence Day Speech this year was nominated for a Republic Day Bravery 2012 award. And a note of caution to our listeners: Just because auto uncle has put off India flag on gadi does not...
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Why the fuck are condom sales down? I asked myself this. I was not forced to ponder on these weighty issues of social health by the Times of India. Okay, who am I kidding, after a week of not getting the Times due to their stupid stupid full page ads , I resubscribed. I...
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Rumours indicated that the Delhi Police was almost about to take a suggestion from Mindry.in core writer Harish regarding sanctioning ground to the Hazare protest. The government of India had allegedly started monitoring Facebook and twitter due to a genuine fear of serious subversive activity. But it is not above plagiarizing creative ideas on...
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The Chinese air-craft carrier is the beginning of a 30-year-joke that’s about to be played on the Asia-Pacific region. It happens to be a barge with 30 year old technology out-manned, and outgunned by the US alone with a 11 to 1 ratio. But the US will use this one little boat to strengthen...
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The United States confirmed that it had a plan to secure Britain’s nuclear weapons if things get out of hand in the london riots. “We got a plan for Pakistan and we got a plan for Britain,” confirmed one Pentagon source. Speaking of Pakistan and other failed states, a twitter user using the much...
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Completely random shit. A bird in hand is angry, very angry. And the two in the bush, they’re going to gang up on you and peck your eyes out. Alfred Hitchcock was a prophet. Note to self: Do not drink and blog. Parodying: A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Bookmark...
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Who is he? Sadananda Gowda was born in 1953 into a Nehruvian borderline communist India. He’s from one of the more literate areas of the state. Schooling? He is a lawyer uncle from Puttur. He had a degree in Science before he switched streams. Remember, these are pre-CET days, so it probably wasn’t that...
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CWG Scam king-pin Suresh Kalmadi has no memory of trying to fake dementia. The incredible irony. Let’s dwell on that a little. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that as an MP he still retains many privileges. You see, one can’t be an MP if one has been certified to...
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