Rupe the dupe as he’s now known in some rhyming circles was humiliated in the British parliament. Some upstart comedian attacked him, sure his wife kicked the comedian’s but how did it come to this? Murdoch by his own admission is ignorant of his corporation’s actions. Murdoch also has no nuclear weapons. Govind Tiwari...
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I thought the Auto uncles were on a strike today and walked to the bus stop. But there they were at the bus stop, two of them on the road next to their garish motorized tricycles, picking a fight with some two-wheeler-riding-boy and blocking traffic. I approached the first one and was promptly informed...
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After the Mumbai blasts, the Harbhajan-Mallya-Dhoni saga, the Congress party today faced another intelligence failure when its spokesperson Manish Tewari admitted he didn’t know Katrina Kaif. “Who is Katrina Kaif? I don’t know her.”, quipped the angry young man from the Congress when asked for his comments on Katrina Kaif on Sunday calling Rahul...
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The stupidity of a “national event” needs to be re-capped here for context. Indian off-spinner Harbhajan Singh was in an ad to sell liquor, using surrogate branding, i.e. he was actually just selling soda water with the exact same name as the liquor. Indian cricket team captian, Dhoni, Harbhajan’s boss, was paid by Vijay...
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It’s been alleged that the Statesman, a former newspaper of repute and recently a mere mouthpiece for the communists in Bengal, will be renamed in the districts of the GTA. The delay is in finding a catch name that still harks back to the original. The first article of the Autonomous Territorian, a mere...
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ISRO Chairman K. Radhakrishnan has refused to counter Mindry.in allegations that the heaviest configuration of the Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle, which successfully launched the communication satellite GSAT 12 into orbit will not be powerful enough to launch the 928-page tome by Vikram Chandra into orbit. The XL configuration of the PSLV is expected to provide enough...
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Candle sellers (chandlers) would do India a great service by refusing to sell any of them in the next few days. Let not the wax wane our national anger. For too long now we’ve let the Americans lull us into doing nothing about our enemies… while they killed their enemies. We’ve been asked to wait...
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3 bombs went off in Mumbai during rush hour today. The Home Ministry has confirmed that despite all the phone tapping 15 citizens of our republic are dead. The pissant opposition is likely to offer up its usual platitudes. The great city of Bombay is expected to survive. The BrahMos cruise missile is expected...
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