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Secret Vault Under Squatting Bangalore Temple Shows Original Land Ownership Sign “BDA PROPERTY”

July 5, 2011
By kowligi
Secret Vault Under Squatting Bangalore Temple Shows Original Land Ownership Sign “BDA PROPERTY”

Inspired by the massive find of Rs 100,000 crores ($25 billion)worth of medieval treasure found in the Sree Padmanabhswamy temple people have started digging in the basement of their temples. Naturally we at mindry.in couldn’t resist. So we quietly slipped into the temple closest to our world headquarters and started digging. This is one...
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God Confirms He Doesn’t/Can’t Vote

June 29, 2011
By kowligi
God Confirms He Doesn’t/Can’t Vote

After the fracas at the Dharmasthala Temple a few days ago God confirmed that he’s not really into politics. “Yeah, I don’t vote. I don’t like the choices. I don’t like the vote-bank politics. And nothing’s going to change. I’m not guessing. I’m God. I know all these fuckers lie. I feel sorry for...
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Software engineer in Bangalore demands he be promoted as God

October 21, 2010
By harishkumarn

Bangalore based software engineer Prathap Kumar has reportedly demanded his manager to immediately promote him as God. While the manager is expectedly in a state of shock, Prathap Kumar doesn’t find his demand untenable or unreasonable or unjust or un-whatever. “I have produced 6 billion lines of code in a short span of six...
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God Opens Facebook Account; Gets Seven Billion Friend Requests on Day One

October 12, 2010
By mindryin
God Opens Facebook Account; Gets Seven Billion Friend Requests on Day One

God, the supreme being, today opened an account on Facebook surprising millions of Facebook users. Facebook, the number one social networking site, striked a deal and invited God to open an account which God politely obliged. The internet was clogged and saw record traffic on Sunday. Facebook said that God received a total of...
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Residents of Hell come together and release Hell-2020 vision document to transform it into Heaven

October 10, 2010
By harishkumarn

After years of being oppressed by the Hell authorities under the pretext of being convicted of extreme sins, the residents of Hell have decided to fight out the injustice meted out to them. They have now decided to come together and have formed an outfit called ‘People For A Better Hell’(PFABH). Yesterday, PFABH formally released...
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Kubera waives loan

May 19, 2010
By mindryin
Kubera waives loan

In a move which is sure to be derided by the ruling Congress party as a copycat one, Hindu financial God Kubera has waived off the loan owed him by one Venkateshwara, a resident of Tirupati, AP. He announced the decision yesterday while analysing the results of the first 1/6ths of the current fiscal...
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