The Indian Home Ministry has allegedly warned late Pakistan Prime Minister Liaquat Ali Khan in the corrigendum to the India’s “50 most wanted” dossier sent last week. “The Indians sent a chaser to their typo filled dossier that included the name of one guy who’s free in the Indian city of Thane and another...
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Secret reports from highly classified sources have suggested that the Indian Defence Research & Development Organisation (DRDO) has abandoned the testing of long-range nuclear capable missiles and focussed its efforts to methods more suited to the UPA’s astute strategy to assure India’s security. The DRDO is now, apparently, testing highly verbose document templates that...
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Former Pakistan President, Dictator and Distractor-in-Chief Pervez Musharraf has been denied an Indian Visa as “Opportunistic Politician” is not India’s critical immigration list anymore. The official unofficial reason is that India is not keen on inviting someone who fought in two wars against it and almost led the enemy army in a possible nuclear...
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It looks like the economic package offered by the Indian leadership to Kashmir in general and its separatists in particular has paid off. Reports from the Valley suggest that the hard-line separatist leader and serial agenda-setter Saeed Ali Shah Geelani has cleared the first technical round of interviews for a job with a software...
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instead of screaming that in my basement for free, where I brainwashed these unemployed dudes,
I'll buy a 20,000 rupee phone that's way uglier than the iPhone and text it to your 20,000
rupee ugly phone with postpaid connection. Wow we're so efficient and corporate
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The United States has decided to try a new tack on its looming war with Iran. The Pentagon’s super secret “Reverse Psychological Warfare Department” has recommended that America try to stop trying to stop Iran from getting its own mushroom-makers and actively aid Tehran in its pursuit of the bomb. “When Barack Obama took...
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“It’s hard to go on a figure-slimming diet when one is a mass murdering terrorist. The stresses on the modern armed rebel are exacting and some even take up smoking to lose weight,” said one industry expert. Astute fashion observers have noted that JKLF and Hurriyat leader Yasin Malik has been steadily losing weight...
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There is something seriously wrong with a teenage subculture that promotes actual throwing of stones as being cooler than getting stoned
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Fed up with juvenile terrorists it is reported that India is about to start using reverse psychology on terrorism. In a path breaking thought experiment unknown writer Ajith Mindry, (not related to the great John Mindry) recommended that India simply ignore the problem and until it goes away. An Excerpt of the well thought-out...
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