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Home Ministry Warns Pak PM Liaquat Ali Khan To Not Take Advantage of Typos

May 20, 2011
By mindryin
Home Ministry Warns Pak PM Liaquat Ali Khan To Not Take Advantage of Typos

The Indian Home Ministry has allegedly warned late Pakistan Prime Minister Liaquat Ali Khan in the corrigendum to the India’s “50 most wanted” dossier sent last week. “The Indians sent a chaser to their typo filled dossier that included the name of one guy who’s free in the Indian city of Thane and another...
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DRDO Allegedly Tests 300 Word Indigenous Dossier

May 19, 2011
By kowligi
DRDO Allegedly Tests 300 Word Indigenous Dossier

Secret reports from highly classified sources have suggested that the Indian Defence Research & Development Organisation (DRDO) has abandoned the testing of long-range nuclear capable missiles and focussed its efforts to methods more suited to the UPA’s astute strategy to assure India’s security. The DRDO is now, apparently, testing highly verbose document templates that...
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“Opportunist Politician” off Indian Critical Skill Immigration List

December 2, 2010
By mindryin
“Opportunist Politician” off Indian Critical Skill Immigration List

Former Pakistan President, Dictator and Distractor-in-Chief Pervez Musharraf has been denied an Indian Visa as “Opportunistic Politician” is not India’s critical immigration list anymore.  The official unofficial reason is that India is not keen on inviting someone who fought in two wars against it and almost led the enemy army in a possible nuclear...
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Separatist Geelani Gets a Job

September 23, 2010
By mindryin
Separatist Geelani Gets a Job

It looks like the economic package offered by the Indian leadership to Kashmir in general and its separatists in particular has paid off. Reports from the Valley suggest that the hard-line separatist leader and serial agenda-setter Saeed Ali Shah Geelani has cleared the first technical round of interviews for a job with a software...
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The DingleBerry Files: A Security Scam

August 30, 2010
By kowligi
The DingleBerry Files: A Security Scam

instead of screaming that in my basement for free, where I brainwashed these unemployed dudes, I'll buy a 20,000 rupee phone that's way uglier than the iPhone and text it to your 20,000 rupee ugly phone with postpaid connection. Wow we're so efficient and corporate
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Reverse Psychological Warfare: US donates Nukes to Iran

June 26, 2010
By mindryin
Reverse Psychological Warfare: US donates Nukes to Iran

The United States has decided to try a new tack on its looming war with Iran. The Pentagon’s super secret “Reverse Psychological Warfare Department” has recommended that America try to stop trying to stop Iran from getting its own mushroom-makers and actively aid Tehran in its pursuit of the bomb. “When Barack Obama took...
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Hurriyat Leader Yasin Malik Masks Diet As Hunger Strike For Independent Kashmir In Quest For Size Zero

June 5, 2010
By mindryin
Hurriyat Leader Yasin Malik Masks Diet As Hunger Strike For Independent Kashmir In Quest For Size Zero

“It’s hard to go on a figure-slimming diet when one is a mass murdering terrorist. The stresses on the modern armed rebel are exacting and some even take up smoking to lose weight,” said one industry expert. Astute fashion observers have noted that JKLF and Hurriyat leader Yasin Malik has been steadily losing weight...
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Urgent need for battallion of cool kids in Kashmir: Teenage Stoners of the wrong kind in valley

May 17, 2010
By mindryin
Urgent need for battallion of cool kids in Kashmir: Teenage Stoners of the wrong kind in valley

There is something seriously wrong with a teenage subculture that promotes actual throwing of stones as being cooler than getting stoned
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“Liberal” begs India to Ignore Terrorism Till It Goes Away

May 5, 2010
By mindryin
“Liberal” begs India to Ignore Terrorism Till It Goes Away

Fed up with juvenile terrorists it is reported that India is about to start using reverse psychology on terrorism. In a path breaking thought experiment unknown writer Ajith Mindry, (not related to the great John Mindry) recommended that India simply ignore the problem and until it goes away. An Excerpt of the well thought-out...
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Radio Mindry Ee Vaara: Kannadadalli KaNi: Terrorists, SSLC, Neighbours

March 13, 2010
By mindryin
Radio Mindry Ee Vaara: Kannadadalli KaNi: Terrorists, SSLC, Neighbours

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